Brothers and sisters of La Resistance, the Freedom Fighters of La Revolucion, hear me now!

I have received word through covert diplomatic channels that Mighty Dyckerson is begging for the return of your fearless and wonderful moderator, East Coast Producer! Word is that Dyckerville's infrastructure is crumbling and people are fearful of speaking, writing new posts or doing much more than peering about town!

A diplomatic attache delivered the telegram from Mighty Dyckerson to me just this evening, overcoming much difficulty since the ECP diplomatic envoy had been recalled from its embassy in Dyckerville.

But, brothers and sisters of La Resistance, it is NOT time yet to celebrate! The cruel overlord Dyckerson has not returned me to power nor has he offered a formal apology for his crass and despicable actions in staging the coup d'etat!

We shall overcome!

Dyckerville is suffering under our boycott and insurrection and La Revolution needs you now more than ever! Cast off the chains placed by Dyckerson's minnions and revolt! People of Dyckerville, unite!

! VIVA LA REVOLUCION !